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皮克斯动画电影《超人总动员》英文原版剧本

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摘要: THE INCREDIBLESOriginal screenplay by Brad BirdCopyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc./Pixar Animation StudiosAll Rights ReservedSCENE1MR. INCREDIBLEIs this on?INTERVIEWERThat's fine.MR. INCREDIBLEI c ...


皮克斯动画电影《超人总动员》英文原版剧本







THE INCREDIBLES


Original screenplay by Brad Bird


Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc./Pixar Animation Studios


All Rights Reserved


SCENE


1


MR. INCREDIBLE


Is this on?


INTERVIEWER


That's fine.


MR. INCREDIBLE


I can break through walls, I just can't...


INTERVIEWER


That's fine.


MR. INCREDIBLE


I can't get this on.


INTERVIEWER


So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity?


MR. INCREDIBLE


Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a


single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?


ELASTIGIRL


Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this


at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean?


FROZONE


Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret


identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a

super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.


MR. INCREDIBLE


No matter how many times you save the world, it always


manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this

mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?''


INTERVIEWER


I could get to that point.


MR. INCREDIBLE


''Please?''


INTERVIEWER


Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished.



MR. INCREDIBLE


Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.


ELASTIGIRL


Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!


I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so.



SCENE


2


POLICE RADIO


We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed

pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Yeah, I've got time.


OLD LADY


Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible...


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


What is it, ma'am?


OLD LADY


My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.


[cat meows]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.


OLD LADY


No, no. He's quite tame.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Let go now!


[cat yowls]


POLICE OFFICER 1


Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You've done it again.


POLICE OFFICER 2


Yeah, you're the best.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No, I'm just here to help.


POLICE RADIO


Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Cool! Ready for take-off!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


What the...? Who are you supposed to be?


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Well, I'm lncrediBoy.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


My name is lncrediBoy.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is...


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all


your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Hey! Hey, wait!


SCENE


3


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.


THIEF


Hey, look--


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Elastigirl.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Mr. lncredible.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No, it's all right. I've got him.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


A fact I exploited to do my job.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


My job, you mean.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


A simple thank you will suffice.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Thanks, but I don't need any help.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Whatever happened to ''ladies first''?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?


THIEF


Hey, look, the lady got me first.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Well, we could share, you know.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I work alone.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Well, I think you need to be more...flexible.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Are you doing anything later?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I have a previous engagement.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


[whistles]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Hey, lncredible!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hey, Frozone!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Shouldn't you be getting ready?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I still got time.


[crowd screaming]


WOMAN


He's gonna jump!


SANSWEET


I think you broke something.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Wait a minute.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


[coughing] Bomb Voyage.


VOYAGE


[French] Mr. Incredible!


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


And lncrediBoy!


VOYAGE


lncrediBoy?



BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Go home, Buddy.


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


What?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Now.

VOYAGE


[French] Little oaf.


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you


never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... lncrediBoy!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not


every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?



BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.


VOYAGE


[French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Buddy, don't!

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


It'll only take a second, really.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No, stop! There's a bomb!


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

Let go of my cape!


SCENE


4


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.


BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


I can help you. You're making a mista---hey!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?

POLICE OFFICER


They've already picked him up.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I


caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.


POLICE OFFICER


You mean he got away?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that.

BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)


lncrediBoy!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.


POLICE OFFICER


What about Bomb Voyage?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!


SCENE

5


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Is the night still young?


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


You're very late.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


How do I look? Good?


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Oh, the mask! You still got the mask.



[cracks neck]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Showtime.


PRIEST


Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything


later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


It was playful banter.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


You need to be more... flexible.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. lncredible. You know that. Don't you?


PRIEST

...so long as you both shall live?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I do.


PRIEST


I pronounce this couple husband and wife.


[people cheering and whistling]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?


ANNOUNCER


In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for


saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,


who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.


SANSWEET'S LAWYER


Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't


want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so quote, causes him daily pain.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hey, I saved your life!


SANSWEET


You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what you did!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Listen--


MR. INCREDIBLE'S LAWYER


My client has no further comment at this time.


ANNOUNCER


Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the


el train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And

opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.


WOMAN


It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.


ANNOUNCER


Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing


financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never

again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world

a better place.


SCENE


6


style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(15 YEARS LATER)


MRS. HOGENSON


Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have full coverage.


BOB


I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. It states clearly...


MRS. HOGENSON


I can't pay for this.


BOB

[phone rings] Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr.


HELEN


I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now officially moved in.


BOB


Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years don't count because...


HELEN


Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?


BOB


Listen, honey, I've got a client.


HELEN


Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.


BOB


Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we?


MRS. HOGENSON


[sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing]


BOB

All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I


can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.


MRS. HOGENSON


Oh, thank you, young man.


BOB


Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset! [whispering] Pretend to be upset.


MRS. HOGENSON


[sobbing]


MR. HUPH


Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!


BOB


Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers--


MR. HUPH


I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me


about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call.


[PA Announcement]

Morning break is over. Morning break is over.


SCENE


7


PRINCIPAL


I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.


HELEN


What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong?


BERNIE


He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.


DASH


He says.


BERNIE


Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.


HELEN


You saw him do this?


BERNIE


Well...not really. No. Actually, not.


HELEN

Oh, then how do you know it was him?


BERNIE


I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You


see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not!


PRINCIPAL


Bernie...


BERNIE


Don't ''Bernie'' me. [screaming] This little rat is guilty!


PRINCIPAL


You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.


BERNIE


You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty!


HELEN


Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to


the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet.


DASH


Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.

HELEN


Honey, you know why we can't do that.


DASH


I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.


HELEN


Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.


DASH


You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?

HELEN


Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.


DASH


Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.


HELEN


Everyone's special, Dash.


DASH


Which is another way of saying no one is.

BOY


Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed?


GIRL


Hi, Tony.


TONY


Hey.


BOY


Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?


TONY


That's kind of funny.


BOY 1


Hey, Tony, do you play football?


BOY 2


Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.


VIOLET


He looked at me.


[car horn honking]


DASH

Come on, Violet!


BOB


[muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...


BOB


Oh, great.


[unintelligible muttering]


SCENE


8


DASH


Mom. You're making weird faces again.


HELEN


No, I'm not.


BOB


You make weird faces, honey.


HELEN


Do you have to read at the table?


BOB


Uh-huh. Yeah.

HELEN


Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?


DASH


Ow.


HELEN


Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?


DASH


[nervously] Well, we dissected a frog.

HELEN


Dash got sent to the office again.


BOB


[distracted] Good. Good.


HELEN


No, Bob, that's bad.


BOB


What?


HELEN

Dash got sent to the office again.


BOB


What?! What for?


DASH


Nothing.


HELEN


He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class.


DASH


Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.


BOB


They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa!


You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going?


HELEN


Bob! We are not encouraging this.


BOB


I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast...


HELEN


Honey!

BOB


Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table...


HELEN


The car? What happened to the car?


BOB


Here. I'm getting a new plate.


HELEN


So, how about you, Vi? How was school?


VIOLET


Nothing to report.


HELEN


You've hardly touched your food.


VIOLET


I'm not hungry for meatloaf.


HELEN


Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for?


DASH


Tony Rydinger.



VIOLET


Shut up!


DASH


Well, you are.


VIOLET


I said, shut up, you little insect!


DASH


Well, she is.


HELEN


Do not shout at the table. Honey!


BOB


Kids! Listen to your mother.


DASH


She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.


VIOLET


That's it!


HELEN


Stop it!


DASH


You're gonna be toast!


HELEN


Stop running in the house. Sit down!


DASH


Ow! Hey, no force fields!


VIOLET


You started it.

HELEN


You sit down! You sit down! Violet!


BOB


''Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing''? Gazerbeam.


HELEN


Bob! It's time to engage. Do something! Don't just stand there! I need you to intervene!


BOB


You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm intervening!

HELEN


Violet, let go of your brother!


JACK-JACK


Hello?


BOB


Get the door.


DASH


Hey, Lucius!


LUCIUS

Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack.


BOB


He-hey! Ice of you to drop by.


LUCIUS


Ha! Never heard that one before.


DASH


[gargling] Lucius!


LUCIUS


Whoa!



LUCIUS


Ha, ha.


DASH


Oh! I like it when it shatters.


BOB


I'll be back later.


HELEN


Hey, where are you two going?


BOB


It's Wednesday.


HELEN


Oh. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.


LUCIUS


Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.


HELEN


Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the


principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it.


DASH

I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.


HELEN


Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly normal...


VIOLET


Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?


HELEN


Now, wait a minute, young lady.


VIOLET

We act normal, mom. I wanna be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.


[Jack-Jack laughing]


DASH


Lucky. I meant about being normal.


SCENE


9


LUCIUS


So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this


death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do?



BOB


He starts monologuing.


LUCIUS


He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech


about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada.


BOB


Yammering.


LUCIUS


Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up.


POLICE RADIO


Municiberg, we have a 23-56...


BOB


23-56, what is that? Robbery?


LUCIUS


This is just sad.


BOB


Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber?

LUCIUS


No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what


if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up.


WOMAN


He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just talking.


LUCIUS


What are we doing here, Bob?


BOB


Protecting people.


LUCIUS


Nobody asked us.


BOB


You need an invitation?


LUCIUS


I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and...you remember Gazerbeam?


BOB


Yeah. There was something about him in the paper.


LUCIUS

He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.


BOB


When's the last time you saw him?


LUCIUS


I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is.


BOB


Oh, come on.


LUCIUS


It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get--


POLICE RADIO


We have a report on a fire...


BOB


A fire. We're close! [yelling] Yeah, baby!


LUCIUS


We're gonna get caught.


BOB


Woohoo! Haha! Fire! Yeah!

LUCIUS


Is that everybody?


BOB


Yeah, that's everyone.


LUCIUS


It better be.


BOB


Can't you put this out?


LUCIUS

I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!


BOB


Well, what's that mean?


LUCIUS


It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!


BOB


You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you can use water in the air!


LUCIUS

There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?


BOB


I just can't go smashing into walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us!


LUCIUS


I wanted to go bowling!


BOB


All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot!


BOB


Yeah.


BOB


[realizes they're in a jewelry store...] Uh-oh.


BOB


[...and unknowingly trips the alarm] Oh, good.


[alarm sounds]


LUCIUS


Oh, now...that ain't right!


LUCIUS/BOB

    We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!


    You can get water out of the air!


POLICE OFFICER


Freeze!


POLICE OFFICER


Freeze!


LUCIUS


I'm thirsty.


POLICE OFFICER

I said freeze!


LUCIUS


I'm just getting a drink.


POLICE OFFICER


Alright. You've had your drink. Now I want you to...


LUCIUS


I know. I know. Freeze.


[police radio chatter]

POLICE RADIO


Shots fired!


OFFICERS


Police officers!


LUCIUS


That was way too close. We are not doing that again.


MAN


[over radio] Verify you want to switch targets? Over.


WOMAN


Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.


SCENE


10


HELEN


I thought you'd be back by 11 .


BOB


I said I'd be back later.


HELEN


I assumed you'd be back later. lf you came back at all...you'd be ''back later''.

BOB


Well, I'm back, okay?


HELEN


Is this rubble?


BOB


[with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose.


HELEN


You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't blow cover again!

BOB


The building was coming down anyway.


HELEN


What?! You knocked down a building?!


BOB


It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.


HELEN


Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again?

BOB


Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.


HELEN


It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing.


BOB


Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!


HELEN


Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's


happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.


BOB


It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.


HELEN


It's a ceremony!


BOB


It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional...


HELEN


This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.



BOB


You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports!


HELEN


I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do that.


BOB


Because he'd be great!


HELEN


This is not about you!


BOB


All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.


HELEN


Vi? You, too, young lady.


BOB


Come on. Come on out. It's okay, kids. We're just having a discussion.


VIOLET


Pretty loud discussion.

BOB


Yeah. But that's okay. Because what's important is that


Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united against, uh, the forces of, uh...


HELEN


Pigheadedness?


BOB


I was gonna say evil or something.


HELEN


We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's late.

DASH


Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.


VIOLET


Good night.


HELEN


In fact, we should all be in bed.


[crickets chirping, dog barks]


SCENE


11

WOMAN [on phone]


Request claim on claim numbers 158183...


MR. HUPH [over the intercom]


Haven't you got him yet?! Where is he?!


HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom]


Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.


BOB


Now?


HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom]

Now.


MR. HUPH


Sit down, Bob.


MR. HUPH


I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.


BOB


Okay. Why?


MR. HUPH


Why what? Be specific, Bob.



BOB


Why are you unhappy?


MR. HUPH


Your customers make me unhappy.


BOB


What, you've gotten complaints?


MR. HUPH


Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your


customers' inexplicable knowledge of lnsuricare's inner workings! They're experts. Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!


BOB


Did I do something illegal?


MR. HUPH


No.


BOB


Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?


MR. HUPH


The law requires that I answer no.

BOB


We're supposed to help people.


MR. HUPH


We're supposed to help our people! Starting with our


stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, huh? You know, Bob, a company...


BOB


Is like an enormous clock.


MR. HUPH


...is like an enormous clo--yes. Precisely. It only works if


all the little cogs mesh together. Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,


well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I'm being metaphorical, Bob.

You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob? Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!


BOB


That man out there, he needs help.


MR. HUPH


Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing your attitude!


BOB


He is getting mugged!


MR. HUPH


Well, let's hope we don't cover him.



BOB


I'll be right back.


MR. HUPH


Stop right now or you're fired! Close the door. Get over here, now.


MR. HUPH


I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.


BOB


He got away.

MR. HUPH


Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo--


BOB


Uh-oh.


SCENE


12


BOB


How is he?


RICK


He'll live.


BOB


I'm fired, aren't I?


RICK


Oh, you think?


BOB


What can I say, Rick?


RICK


Nothing you haven't said before.

BOB


Someone was in trouble.


RICK


Someone's always in trouble.


BOB


I had to do something.


RICK


Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and


a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's dollars.

BOB


I know.


RICK


We gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay


damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every time it gets harder.


Money, money, money, money. We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your

own.


RICK


Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you, you know, for old times' sake.


BOB


No, I can't do that to my family. Everyone just got settled. I'll make it work. Thanks.


RICK


Take care of yourself.


BOB


Well, what are you waiting for?


KID


I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.


BOB


[sighs] Me too, kid.

SCENE


13


BOB


Huh? ''Hold still''?


COMPUTER


Match: Mr. Incredible. Room is secure. Commence message.


MIRAGE


Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, we know who you are. Rest


assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common.


According to the government, neither of us exist. Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated. I represent a top secret

division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and we have need of your unique abilities. Something has happened at our testing

facility.


HELEN


Honey!


BOB


Huh? What?


HELEN


Dinner's ready.


BOB


Okay.


MIRAGE


...it is contained within an isolated area, it threatens to


cause incalculable damage to itself and to our facilities, jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment...


HELEN


Is someone in there?


BOB


It's the TV, trying to watch.


MIRAGE


Because of its highly sensitive nature...

HELEN


Well, stop trying. It's time for dinner.


BOB


One minute!


MIRAGE


If you accept, your payment will be triple your current


annual salary. Call the number on the card. Voice-matching will be used to ensure security. The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or...you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it.


[beeping]

COMPUTER


This message will self-destruct.


BOB


Uh-oh.


SCENE


14


HELEN


You are one distracted guy.


BOB


Hmm? Am I? I don't mean to be.


HELEN


I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating. I


just want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway.


BOB


Honey? About the job?


HELEN


What?


BOB


Something's happened.


HELEN


What?


BOB


The, uh...


HELEN


What?


BOB


The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.


HELEN

A conference?


BOB


[stammering] Out of town. And I'm just gonna be gone for a few days.


HELEN


They've never sent you to a conference before. This is good, isn't it?


BOB


[hesitating] Yes.


HELEN

You see? They're finally recognizing your talents. You're moving up.


BOB


Yes.


HELEN


Honey! This is wonderful!


BOB


Yes, it is.


[phone ringing]

MIRAGE [over phone]


Hello?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


This is Mr. lncredible. I'm in.


SCENE


15


MIRAGE


The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot.


lts artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it's confronted with. And, unfortunately...


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.


MIRAGE


We lost control. And now it's loose in the jungle,


threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


How am I going in?


MIRAGE


The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000


feet. lts cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously it represents a significant investment.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.


MIRAGE


You are Mr. lncredible.


MIRAGE


I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot. Every moment


you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it.


MIRAGE


And don't die.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Great. Thanks.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Showtime.


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here. This is the Mr. Incredible versus the Omnidroid prototype fight. Use your imagination in filling in the blanks.>


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Huh?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hmm.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Uh-oh.


[laughing, loud crack]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Oh, my back!

[loud crack]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Oh!


MAN


Surprising. We must bring him back. Sound the all clear, and invite him to dinner.


SCENE


16


MAN


Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities.



BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Am I overdressed?


MIRAGE


Actually, you look rather dashing.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I take it our host is...


MIRAGE


Oh, I'm sorry. He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'll understand.

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'm working for.


MIRAGE


He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you of all people understand that.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, why live...


MIRAGE


With a volcano? He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a weakness we share.



BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Seems a bit unstable.


MIRAGE


I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


[chuckling] Aren't we all?


MIRAGE


Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.


Everything at the table was grown right here. How does it compare?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Everything's delicious.


SCENE


17


BOB


Jeez.


HELEN


Hurry, honey. Or you'll be late for work.


HELEN


Have a great day, honey.

BOB


Thanks.


HELEN


Help customers, climb ladders...


BOB


Bring bacon?


HELEN


All that jazz.


GUARD

You have an appointment?


BOB


I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...


GUARD


All visitors are required to make a reser--


E


[shoos the guard away] Get back to work! Go check the


electric fence or something! What is it? Who are you? What do you want?


E


My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come.


E


Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My God, no complaints. But, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all.


BOB


Weren't you just in the news? Some show in Prayge... Prague?


E


Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about


them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only


about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods. But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh? I was surprised to get your call.


BOB


E, I just need a patch job.


E


Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And


you've torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting hero work?


BOB


Must have happened a long time ago.


E


I see. This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?

BOB


What do you mean? You designed it.


E


I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. You need a new suit. That much is certain.


BOB


A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?


E


You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy. So ask me now, before I again become sane.


BOB


Wait. You want to make me a suit?


E


You push too hard, darling! But I accept. It will be bold. Dramatic!


BOB


Yeah.


E


Heroic!


BOB

Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...


E


No capes!


BOB


Isn't that my decision?


E


Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.


BOB


Listen, E...


E


November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.


BOB


Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...


E


Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.


BOB


E, you can't generalize about these things.



E


Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.


Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.


BOB


You know I'm retired from hero work.


E


As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are.


BOB


E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons.


E


[sighs] Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.


BOB


You're the best of the best, E.


E


Yes, I know, darling. I know.


SCENE


18


[phone rings]

BOB


I got it, I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it!


BOB


Hello?


MIRAGE


We have a new assignment for you. How soon can you get here?


BOB


I'll leave tomorrow morning.


MIRAGE

See you there.


BOB


Goodbye.


HELEN


Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?


BOB


Another conference. Short notice, but you know...duty calls. [nervous laugh]


HELEN


Bob?


BOB


Yeah, what's up, honey?


HELEN


Ha... have a great trip.


BOB


Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there.


HELEN


I love you. So much.

BOB


I love you too.


COMPUTER


This is your automated Captain. Would you care for more mimosa?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Don't mind if I do. Thanks.


COMPUTER


You're welcome.


COMPUTER

Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan. Perfect weather for flying.


COMPUTER


Please fasten your seat belt. We're beginning our descent.


MIRAGE


Hello, Mr. lncredible. Nice suit.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Thanks. Nice to be back, Mirage.


MIRAGE


You'll be briefed on your assignment in the conference room

at two. D Wing, room A-113.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


2:00. Got it.


MIRAGE


See you there.


HELEN


[gasps] Edna.


SCENE


19


HELEN

I'd like to speak to Edna, please.


E


This is Edna.


HELEN


E? This is Helen.


E


Helen who?


HELEN


Helen Parr? You know...Elastigirl?


E


Darling! It's been such a long time after all these years! So long!


HELEN


Yes, yes, yes. It's been a while. Listen, there's only one


person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit and that's you, E.


E


Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it? Much better than those


horrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming to see?


HELEN

Look, I'm calling about...


E


Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know.


HELEN


Beg? Uh, no. I'm calling about suit. Ab-about Bob's suit! I'm calling about Bob's suit!


E


You come in one hour, darling. I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.


SCENE


20

SYNDROME


It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too


much for Mr. lncredible! Whoa! Whoa! It's finally ready. You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all...I am your biggest fan.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Buddy?


SYNDROME


My name is not Buddy! And it's not lncrediBoy either! That


ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.


SYNDROME


It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone. Especially your heroes.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry.


SYNDROME


See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the


way it works. Turns out there's a lot of people, whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got

rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I'll get--


SYNDROME


[laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing. I can't


believe it. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I save the best inventions for


myself. Am I good enough now? Who's super now? I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...


SYNDROME


Oh, brilliant!


SYNDROME


All right, try this one on for size, big boy.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Gazerbeam.



BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


''Kronos?''


PROBE


Life reading negative. Mr. Incredible terminated.


SCENE


21


E


This project has completely confiscated my life, darling.


Consumed me as only hero work can. My best work, I must admit. Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.


HELEN

E, I just...


E


I did Robert's suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had to continue.


HELEN


E, It's great to see you, but I gotta tell you I have no idea what you're talking about. I just...


E


Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,


gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. That is why you are here.

E


Edna Mode. And guest.


E


Come. Sit.


E


Cream and sugar?


HELEN


Thanks.


E


I started with the baby.


HELEN


Started?


E


Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free


movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.


HELEN


What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!


E

Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the


prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.


HELEN


Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.


E


No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.


E


Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature.


E


Your daughter's suit was tricky. But I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does.


E


Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible...yet it

breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. Well, darling? What do you think?


HELEN


What do I think? Bob is retired! I'm retired! Our family is


underground. You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?!


E


Well, I assumed you knew, darling. Why would he keep secrets from you?

HELEN


He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.


E


Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.


HELEN


What are you saying?


E


Do you know where he is?


HELEN

Of course.


E


Do you know where he is?


SCENE


22


[voices, static on radio]


[electric fizzling]


[grunt]


[voice on radio]


GUARD 1


Hey, hey. We got a man down!


GUARD 2


Come on, let's go.


GUARD 2


Are you okay? What happened?


[over radio] Break surveillance and engage. Continuing sweep...


WOMAN [over phone]


Insuricare.


HELEN


Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr is my husband. I


was wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he's staying at? The number I have is no good.


WOMAN


Mr. Parr no longer works at Insuricare.


HELEN


What do you mean? He's on a business trip. A company retreat.

WOMAN


My records say his employment was terminated almost two months ago.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


[gasps]


E


So, you don't know where he is. Would you like to find out?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


[relieved sigh]


[beeping]

SCENE


23


HELEN


[sobbing] I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know.


The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies.


E


Yes, he attempts to relive the past.


HELEN


Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?


E

What are you talking about?


HELEN


Hmm?


E


You are Elastigirl! My God! Pull yourself together! What


will you do? Is this a question? Show him you remember that he is Mr. lncredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.


HELEN


There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat. Make sure


Dash does his homework. And both of you, get to bed on time. I should be back tonight. Late. You can be in charge that long, can't you?


VIOLET


Yeah. But why am I in charge again?


HELEN


Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.


VIOLET


You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?


HELEN


I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be.


DASH

Hey! What's that? Where'd you get that, Mom? You made a cool outfit? Hey, are those for us? We all get cool outfits?


DASH


Ha-ha!


HELEN


Dash! You come back here this moment!


[phone rings]


HELEN


Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back. I know this is short notice, but I was hoping that I could get you to...


VIOLET


What are these?


DASH


Look, I'm The Dash! The Dash likes.


HELEN


Just a second. Take that off before somebody sees it.


VIOLET


But you're packing one just like it. Are you hiding something?

HELEN


Oh, please, honey. I'm on the phone...Dash!


DASH


Yikes! This is yours. It's specially made.


VIOLET


What's going on?


HELEN


You're not coming! And I've gotta pack!


VIOLET

What makes you think it's special?


DASH


I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?


HELEN


Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.


SNUG [over phone]


What do you need?


HELEN


A jet. What do you got that's fast?



SNUG


Let me think...


SCENE


24


HELEN


Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on top. Over.


[radio static]


HELEN


Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner requesting vectors to the initial. Over.


[radio static]


HELEN


Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting.


Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah.


SYNDROME


You sir, truly are ''Mr. lncredible''! You know, I was


right to idolize you. I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man! I'm still geeking out about it! [sighs] And then you had to just go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr.

lncredible calling for help? [mocking] ''Help me, help me.'' Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Contact? What are you talking about?


SYNDROME


I am referring to last night at 2307 hours while you were snooping around. You sent out a homing signal.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I didn't know about the homing device.


SYNDROME


And now a government plane is requesting permission to land here! Who did you contact?!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I didn't send for a plane.


SYNDROME


Play the transmission.


HELEN


India golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on top. Over.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Helen!


SYNDROME


So you do know these people. Well, then, I'll send them a little greeting.



VIOLET


Ow!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Violet!


VIOLET


It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed for it--


DASH


That's not true!

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Dash?!


VIOLET/DASH


    ...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came


    here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and [to Dash] it's not my fault!


    You said, ''Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours, all-the-time idea!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?!


VIOLET/DASH

    Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid...of course we got a sitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!


    No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do that.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


All right! Well, who'd you get?


KARI


You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr.


I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR and I got excellent marks and certificates...


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Kari.


KARI


I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him


smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Kari...


KARI


And the beauty part is that the babies don't even have to


listen 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay

you for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service.


KARI


Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle


anything this baby can dish out. [cooing] Can't I, little baby? I can handle it. Who can handle it?


[beeping]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard. Disengage! Repeat, disengage!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Disengage! Repeat, disengage! Friendlies...


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything!


SYNDROME


Too late! Fifteen years too late.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position.


Angels 10. Track east. Disengage! [to Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane.


VIOLET


But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers.



HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Disengage. Repeat, disengage!


DASH


Mom?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Violet!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Mayday, mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked!


Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


[to Violet] Put a field around us now!


VIOLET


I've never done one that big!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

Violet, do it now!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Abort, abort, abort!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Abort, abort, abort!


[all screaming]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Brace yourselves!


VIOLET/DASH


Mom! Mom!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Everybody calm down. Now, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna--look out!


DASH/VIOLET


    Oh, my God! Who's idea was this anyway?!


    What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?!


DASH


We're dead! We're dead!

VIOLET


It blew up!


DASH


We survived but we're dead!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a


grip. Or so help me I will ground you for a month! Understand?


MIRAGE


We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.


SYNDROME

Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to ''work alone''. [evil laughter]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Release me...now!


SYNDROME


Or what?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I'll crush her.


SYNDROME


That sounds a little dark for you. Well, go ahead.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.


SYNDROME


[laughing] Show me.


SYNDROME


I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you.


[Bob sobbing]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Those were short-range missiles. Land-based. That way is our best bet.


DASH


You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


lf it means land, yes.


VIOLET


Do you expect us to swim there?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

I expect you to trust me.


SCENE


25


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


What a trooper. I'm so proud of you.


DASH


Thanks, mom.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I think your father is in trouble.


VIOLET

lf you haven't noticed, mom, we're not doing so hot either.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I'm going to look for him. And that means you're in charge until I get back, Violet.


DASH


What?!


VIOLET


You heard her.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable


possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.


VIOLET


But you said never to use...


VIOLET


I know what I said! [sighs] Remember the bad guys on those


shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.


VIOLET


Mom?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Vi, I'm counting on you.


VIOLET


There's something I...


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I'm counting on you. Be strong. Dash, if anything goes wrong, I want you to run as fast as you can.


DASH


As fast as I can?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


As fast as you can. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'll be back by morning.


VIOLET


Mom! Mom, what happened on the plane. I'm sorry. [stammering] I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Shh. It isn't your fault. It wasn't fair for me to suddenly


ask so much of you. But things are different now. And doubt is a luxury we can't afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don't think. And don't worry. lf the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in your blood.


MIRAGE


He's not weak, you know.


SYNDROME


What?


MIRAGE


Valuing life is not weakness.


SYNDROME


Oh, hey. Look, look...if you're talking about what happened in the containment unit, I had everything under control.


MIRAGE


And disregarding it is not strength.


SYNDROME

I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually...


MIRAGE


Next time you gamble, bet your own life!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Okay, okay, okay.


[voices on radio]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


A rocket?

[sighs, gasps]


GUARD


Hey!


[struggling]


DASH


Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go look around.


VIOLET


What do you think is going on here? You think we're on


vacation or something? Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, [whispering] their marriage.


DASH


Their marriage? So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage.


VIOLET


Oh, forget it. You're so immature.


DASH


Okay, I'm gonna go look around.


VIOLET


Mom said to stay hidden.


DASH


I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh!


[voices over radio]


DASH


[echoing] Cool!


DASH


[echoing] Cool!


[over radio] Roger. We are ready for launch.

DASH


Vi, Vi!


VIOLET


What did you do?


[over radio] ETA two-niner. Over. TCI clear. Condition yellow. Status norm.


[over radio] Not responding to IFF. IRCM reads negative.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


[gasps] Bob.


GUARD 1


Huh? What?


GUARD 2


Uh, I didn't say anything.


SCENE


26


ROBOT


Identification, please.


DASH


Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.

VIOLET


What?


DASH


It talks!


VIOLET


What?


DASH


There. That one.


ROBOT


Voice key incorrect.


VIOLET


''Voice key''?


ROBOT


Voice key incorrect.


VIOLET


Wait a second...


[alarm sounds]


DASH

What do we do?


VIOLET


Run!


DASH


Where are we going?


VIOLET


Away from here!


[PA] Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

MIRAGE


There isn't much time.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


[grabs Mirage by the neck] No, there isn't. In fact, there's no time at all.


MIRAGE


[choking] Please...


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What more can you take away from me?

MIRAGE


[choking] Family survived the crash. They're here on the island!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


They're alive?


MIRAGE


[gasping, coughing]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Helen?


MIRAGE

Hello. You must be Mrs. Incre--


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


She was helping me to escape.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


No. That's what I was doing. Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


How could I betray the perfect woman?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Oh, you're referring to me now?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Where are the kids?


MIRAGE


They might've triggered the alert.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


What?!


MIRAGE


Security's been sent into the jungle. You better get going.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Now our kids are in danger?!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


lf you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I didn't bring 'em, they stowed away. And I don't think you're not striking the proper tone here!


GUARD


Think they're supers?


VIOLET

Dash, remember what Mom said.


DASH


What?


GUARD 2


Hey! Stop talking!


GUARD 3


Hold it! Freeze!


VIOLET


Dash, run!


DASH


What?


VIOLET


Run!


DASH


Oh yeah!


GUARD


What the--?! They're supers!

GUARD 2


Get the boy! Show yourself!


[spitting]


[Dash screams]


GUARD


Hey!


DASH


Ha, ha!


DASH


I'm alive. Yeah!


[Dash shouting]


DASH


Uh-oh.


[water sloshing]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.


GUARD


I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear.


GUARD


You can't hide from me.


GUARD


There you are.


DASH


Hey!


DASH


Don't touch my sister!


DASH


How are you doing that?


VIOLET


I don't know!


DASH


Whatever you do, don't stop!


VIOLET


Mom! Dad! Hey!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Kids!


MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL


    You're all right.


    Oh, you're all right!


VIOLET


We were so worried about you.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I thought I'd never see you again.


MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL


I love you.


DASH


Wow.

VIOLET


Whoa.


SYNDROME


Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! What have we here?


Matching uniforms? Oh, no! Elastigirl? [laughs] You married Elastigirl? Whoa! And got busy! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot!

Oh, this is just too good!


SCENE


27


    [on TV] The ship's unique design suggests...


    [on TV] There were no fatalities...


SYNDROME


Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool. Just


like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?


SYNDROME


Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it


without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be

superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super...no one will be. [evil laughter]

[soldiers shouting]


SOLDIER


Fire at will!


- [on TV] It's completely overwhelming the tanks.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I'm sorry. This is my fault. I've been a lousy father.


Blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.


DASH


Um..dad?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Shh. Don't interrupt.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


So caught up in the past that I...You are my greatest


adventure. And I almost missed it. I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safely if I...


VIOLET


Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today but I think it's time we wind down now.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


We need to get back to the mainland.



HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I think.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Where are all the guards?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Go, go!


GUARD


Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot.

GUARD 2


Yeah, okay.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


A jet's not fast enough.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


What's faster than a jet?


DASH

Hey, how about a rocket?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Great! I can't fly a rocket.


VIOLET


You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?


MIRAGE


Say please.


SCENE


28


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Honey?


HONEY


What?


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Where's my supersuit?


HONEY

What?


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Where is my supersuit?


HONEY


I, uh...put it away.


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Where?


HONEY


Why do you need to know?


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


I need it!


HONEY


Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no


derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


The public is in danger!


HONEY


My evening's in danger!

LUCIUS (FROZONE)


You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!


HONEY


''Greater good''? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!


MAN


Run!


WOMAN


My baby!


MAN


The supers have returned!


WOMAN


Is that Fironic?


MAN


Fironic?


WOMAN


No, Fironic has a different outfit.


SYNDROME


No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome!


SYNDROME


All right, stand back.


SYNDROME


Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.


SYNDROME


Ha, ha!


DASH


Are we there yet?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


We get there when we get there.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


How you doing, honey?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Do I have to answer?!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Here we go, honey!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Ready, Violet? Ready? Now!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


This is gonna be rough!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Traction Avenue.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Don't take Seventh!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Great, we missed it!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction!

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


That'll take me downtown!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


He's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Not Traction!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


You're gonna miss it!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Is everybody okay back there?


VIOLET


Super-duper, Dad!


DASH


[laughing] Let's do that again.


[people screaming]


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I'm asking you to wait with the kids.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband. I'm with you for better or worse.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I have to do this alone.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


What is this to you? Playtime?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


So you can be Mr. lncredible again?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Then what? What is it?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I'm not...


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Not what?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I'm not strong enough.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?

BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Yes. No!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


That's what this is? Some sort of workout?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I can't lose you again!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I can't. Not again. I'm not... strong enough.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

lf we work together, you won't have to be.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I don't know what'll happen.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Hey. We're superheroes. What can happen?


[screaming]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Vi! Dash! No!


DASH


Violet?


DASH


Dad!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Go, go!


VIOLET


I'm okay, mom. Really.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Stay here, okay?


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Frozone! Yeah!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Bob!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hey!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Syndrome's remote!

VIOLET


The remote controls the robot!


DASH


Hey, dad! Throw it, throw it!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Go long!


DASH


Got it!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Honey, take out its guns!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Dash! Gotcha!


VIOLET


Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


A remote? A remote that controls what? The robot?


DASH


It's coming back!


DASH


That wasn't right.


VIOLET


Give me that!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is...itself.


DASH


It's getting closer!

VIOLET


It doesn't work!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Kids!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


It's not doing anything!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Lucius, try to buy us some time!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Try the one next to it!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Honey!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Wait a minute. Press that button again!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


No, the other one! The first one!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


First button! Got it!

DASH


It's getting closer!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Look out!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Get out of here, kids! Find a safe spot!


VIOLET


We're not going anywhere!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

Press the button!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Not yet!


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Hang on!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


What are you waiting for?!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


A closer target! You got one shot!



BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Everybody duck!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hey, Zone.


SYNDROME


Huh? No!


OLD MAN


Hey, did you see that? Eh? That's the way to do it. That's old school.

OLD MAN 2


Yeah. No school like the old school.


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Just like old times.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Just like old times [gives Frozone a heavy pat on the back]


LUCIUS (FROZONE)


Oh! Yeah. Hurt then too.


SCENE


29

RICK


We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. lf he even sneezes,


we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country are indebted to you.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Does this mean we can come out of hiding?


RICK


Let the politicians figure that one out. But I've been


asked to assure you we'll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob.


[phone beeps]


Hi, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack..style='font-size:10.0pt;font-

family:Tahoma'>.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Come on. We're in a limo.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Hey, you're wearing your hair back?


VIOLET


[stammering] Yeah, I just... yeah.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


It looks good.


VIOLET


Thanks, Dad.


DASH


That was so cool when you threw that car!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


Not as cool as you running on water!


DASH


Hey, mom! That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with


your arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet!

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Honey, uh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to messages, honey.


[Kari]


    Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening.


    Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded out! When are you coming back?


DASH


...aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.


[Kari]


- I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr! Put that down! Stop it! You need to call me. I need help, Mrs. Parr!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Bob, listen to this.


[Kari]


    I'm gonna call the police...


    Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out, but your baby has special needs.


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


"Special needs"?


RICK

Here we are.


[Kari]


- Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Replacement? I didn't call a replacement.


SYNDROME


Shh. The baby is sleeping. You took away my future. I'm


simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't. And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick. Ha ha!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to do something now!


[Jack-Jack cries]


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Something's happening. What's happening?!


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


We have to stop him! Throw something!


BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)


I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack!

HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Throw me.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Bob, throw me!


[Jack-Jack cooing]


SYNDROME


No!


SYNDROME


This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually. I'll get your son!


SYNDROME


Oh, no.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you. Everything is all right.


HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)


That's my girl.


DASH


Does this mean we have to move again?



KID


Oh, man. That was totally wicked!


SCENE


30


style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(3 MONTHS LATER)


[PA announcements]


VIOLET


Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean, what is that all about?


GIRL


Well, I always thought it was more like a...


TONY


Hey.


VIOLET


Hey.


TONY


You're, uh, Violet, right?


VIOLET


That's me.


GIRL


See you, Vi.


TONY


You look different.


VIOLET


I feel different. Is different okay?


TONY


Hey, different is...[clears throat] Different is great. [stammering] Would you wanna...


VIOLET


Yeah?


TONY


Do you think maybe...[stammering]...you and I...you know...


VIOLET


Yeah?


TONY


Do you...


VIOLET

Shh. I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?


TONY


[stammering] A movie. There you go. Yeah...yeah! Wait, wait...so Friday?


VIOLET


Friday.


[crowd cheering]


BOB/HELEN


    Go, Dash, go! Go, go, go! Run, run!


    Run, Dash! Run!


BOB


Come on, run! Pick up the pace! Move it, move it! Pace it! Slow down just a little bit! Don't give up! Make it close!


HELEN


Second!


BOB


Close second, close second. Yeah!


BOB


That's my boy!



HELEN


Dash, I'm so proud of you.


DASH


I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do.


[crashing, screaming]


UNDERMINER


Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing


is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!


Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc./Pixar Animation Studios


All Rights Reserved


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