THE INCREDIBLES Original screenplay by Brad Bird Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc./Pixar Animation Studios All Rights Reserved SCENE 1 MR. INCREDIBLE Is this on? INTERVIEWER That's fine. MR. INCREDIBLE I can break through walls, I just can't... INTERVIEWER That's fine. MR. INCREDIBLE I can't get this on. INTERVIEWER So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity? MR. INCREDIBLE Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time? ELASTIGIRL Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean? FROZONE Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good. MR. INCREDIBLE No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?'' INTERVIEWER I could get to that point. MR. INCREDIBLE ''Please?'' INTERVIEWER Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished. MR. INCREDIBLE Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family. ELASTIGIRL Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so. SCENE 2 POLICE RADIO We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Yeah, I've got time. OLD LADY Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible... BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What is it, ma'am? OLD LADY My cat, Squeaker, won't come down. [cat meows] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble. OLD LADY No, no. He's quite tame. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Let go now! [cat yowls] POLICE OFFICER 1 Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You've done it again. POLICE OFFICER 2 Yeah, you're the best. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No, I'm just here to help. POLICE RADIO Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery... BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker. BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Cool! Ready for take-off! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What the...? Who are you supposed to be? BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Well, I'm lncrediBoy. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) My name is lncrediBoy. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is... BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Hey! Hey, wait! SCENE 3 BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind. THIEF Hey, look-- BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Elastigirl. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Mr. lncredible. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No, it's all right. I've got him. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) A fact I exploited to do my job. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) My job, you mean. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) A simple thank you will suffice. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Thanks, but I don't need any help. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Whatever happened to ''ladies first''? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Well, whatever happened to equal treatment? THIEF Hey, look, the lady got me first. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Well, we could share, you know. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I work alone. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Well, I think you need to be more...flexible. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Are you doing anything later? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I have a previous engagement. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) [whistles] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour. LUCIUS (FROZONE) Hey, lncredible! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey, Frozone! LUCIUS (FROZONE) Shouldn't you be getting ready? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I still got time. [crowd screaming] WOMAN He's gonna jump! SANSWEET I think you broke something. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Wait a minute. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) [coughing] Bomb Voyage. VOYAGE [French] Mr. Incredible! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) And lncrediBoy! VOYAGE lncrediBoy? BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots-- BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Go home, Buddy. BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) What? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Now. VOYAGE [French] Little oaf. BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... lncrediBoy! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. VOYAGE [French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Buddy, don't! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) It'll only take a second, really. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No, stop! There's a bomb! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop! BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) Let go of my cape! SCENE 4 BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing. BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) I can help you. You're making a mista---hey! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) The injured jumper. You sent paramedics? POLICE OFFICER They've already picked him up. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter. POLICE OFFICER You mean he got away? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that. BUDDY (INCREDIBOY) lncrediBoy! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere. POLICE OFFICER What about Bomb Voyage? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually! SCENE 5 BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Is the night still young? LUCIUS (FROZONE) You're very late. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) How do I look? Good? LUCIUS (FROZONE) Oh, the mask! You still got the mask. [cracks neck] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Showtime. PRIEST Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) It was playful banter. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Cutting it kinda close, don't you think? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You need to be more... flexible. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. lncredible. You know that. Don't you? PRIEST ...so long as you both shall live? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I do. PRIEST I pronounce this couple husband and wife. [people cheering and whistling] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen? ANNOUNCER In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court. SANSWEET'S LAWYER Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so quote, causes him daily pain. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey, I saved your life! SANSWEET You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what you did! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Listen-- MR. INCREDIBLE'S LAWYER My client has no further comment at this time. ANNOUNCER Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over. WOMAN It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away. ANNOUNCER Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place. SCENE 6 style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(15 YEARS LATER) MRS. HOGENSON Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have full coverage. BOB I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. It states clearly... MRS. HOGENSON I can't pay for this. BOB [phone rings] Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr. HELEN I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now officially moved in. BOB Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years don't count because... HELEN Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk? BOB Listen, honey, I've got a client. HELEN Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight. BOB Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we? MRS. HOGENSON [sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing] BOB All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do. MRS. HOGENSON Oh, thank you, young man. BOB Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset! [whispering] Pretend to be upset. MRS. HOGENSON [sobbing] MR. HUPH Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?! BOB Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers-- MR. HUPH I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call. [PA Announcement] Morning break is over. Morning break is over. SCENE 7 PRINCIPAL I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr. HELEN What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong? BERNIE He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class. DASH He says. BERNIE Look, I know it's you! He puts thumBTacks on my stool. HELEN You saw him do this? BERNIE Well...not really. No. Actually, not. HELEN Oh, then how do you know it was him? BERNIE I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not! PRINCIPAL Bernie... BERNIE Don't ''Bernie'' me. [screaming] This little rat is guilty! PRINCIPAL You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble. BERNIE You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty! HELEN Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet. DASH Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports. HELEN Honey, you know why we can't do that. DASH I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit. HELEN Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation. DASH You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do? HELEN Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else. DASH Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special. HELEN Everyone's special, Dash. DASH Which is another way of saying no one is. BOY Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed? GIRL Hi, Tony. TONY Hey. BOY Hey, Tony, can I carry your books? TONY That's kind of funny. BOY 1 Hey, Tony, do you play football? BOY 2 Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming. VIOLET He looked at me. [car horn honking] DASH Come on, Violet! BOB [muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway... BOB Oh, great. [unintelligible muttering] SCENE 8 DASH Mom. You're making weird faces again. HELEN No, I'm not. BOB You make weird faces, honey. HELEN Do you have to read at the table? BOB Uh-huh. Yeah. HELEN Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat? DASH Ow. HELEN Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school? DASH [nervously] Well, we dissected a frog. HELEN Dash got sent to the office again. BOB [distracted] Good. Good. HELEN No, Bob, that's bad. BOB What? HELEN Dash got sent to the office again. BOB What?! What for? DASH Nothing. HELEN He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class. DASH Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape. BOB They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going? HELEN Bob! We are not encouraging this. BOB I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast... HELEN Honey! BOB Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table... HELEN The car? What happened to the car? BOB Here. I'm getting a new plate. HELEN So, how about you, Vi? How was school? VIOLET Nothing to report. HELEN You've hardly touched your food. VIOLET I'm not hungry for meatloaf. HELEN Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for? DASH Tony Rydinger. VIOLET Shut up! DASH Well, you are. VIOLET I said, shut up, you little insect! DASH Well, she is. HELEN Do not shout at the table. Honey! BOB Kids! Listen to your mother. DASH She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf. VIOLET That's it! HELEN Stop it! DASH You're gonna be toast! HELEN Stop running in the house. Sit down! DASH Ow! Hey, no force fields! VIOLET You started it. HELEN You sit down! You sit down! Violet! BOB ''Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing''? Gazerbeam. HELEN Bob! It's time to engage. Do something! Don't just stand there! I need you to intervene! BOB You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm intervening! HELEN Violet, let go of your brother! JACK-JACK Hello? BOB Get the door. DASH Hey, Lucius! LUCIUS Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack. BOB He-hey! Ice of you to drop by. LUCIUS Ha! Never heard that one before. DASH [gargling] Lucius! LUCIUS Whoa! LUCIUS Ha, ha. DASH Oh! I like it when it shatters. BOB I'll be back later. HELEN Hey, where are you two going? BOB It's Wednesday. HELEN Oh. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius. LUCIUS Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids. HELEN Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it. DASH I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know. HELEN Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly normal... VIOLET Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal? HELEN Now, wait a minute, young lady. VIOLET We act normal, mom. I wanna be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained. [Jack-Jack laughing] DASH Lucky. I meant about being normal. SCENE 9 LUCIUS So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do? BOB He starts monologuing. LUCIUS He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada. BOB Yammering. LUCIUS Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up. POLICE RADIO Municiberg, we have a 23-56... BOB 23-56, what is that? Robbery? LUCIUS This is just sad. BOB Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber? LUCIUS No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up. WOMAN He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just talking. LUCIUS What are we doing here, Bob? BOB Protecting people. LUCIUS Nobody asked us. BOB You need an invitation? LUCIUS I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and...you remember Gazerbeam? BOB Yeah. There was something about him in the paper. LUCIUS He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too. BOB When's the last time you saw him? LUCIUS I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is. BOB Oh, come on. LUCIUS It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get-- POLICE RADIO We have a report on a fire... BOB A fire. We're close! [yelling] Yeah, baby! LUCIUS We're gonna get caught. BOB Woohoo! Haha! Fire! Yeah! LUCIUS Is that everybody? BOB Yeah, that's everyone. LUCIUS It better be. BOB Can't you put this out? LUCIUS I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast! BOB Well, what's that mean? LUCIUS It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob! BOB You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you can use water in the air! LUCIUS There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle? BOB I just can't go smashing into walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us! LUCIUS I wanted to go bowling! BOB All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot! BOB Yeah. BOB [realizes they're in a jewelry store...] Uh-oh. BOB [...and unknowingly trips the alarm] Oh, good. [alarm sounds] LUCIUS Oh, now...that ain't right! LUCIUS/BOB We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys! You can get water out of the air! POLICE OFFICER Freeze! POLICE OFFICER Freeze! LUCIUS I'm thirsty. POLICE OFFICER I said freeze! LUCIUS I'm just getting a drink. POLICE OFFICER Alright. You've had your drink. Now I want you to... LUCIUS I know. I know. Freeze. [police radio chatter] POLICE RADIO Shots fired! OFFICERS Police officers! LUCIUS That was way too close. We are not doing that again. MAN [over radio] Verify you want to switch targets? Over. WOMAN Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for. SCENE 10 HELEN I thought you'd be back by 11 . BOB I said I'd be back later. HELEN I assumed you'd be back later. lf you came back at all...you'd be ''back later''. BOB Well, I'm back, okay? HELEN Is this rubble? BOB [with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose. HELEN You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't blow cover again! BOB The building was coming down anyway. HELEN What?! You knocked down a building?! BOB It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway. HELEN Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again? BOB Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing. HELEN It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing. BOB Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen! HELEN Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation. BOB It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade. HELEN It's a ceremony! BOB It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional... HELEN This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash. BOB You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports! HELEN I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do that. BOB Because he'd be great! HELEN This is not about you! BOB All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out. HELEN Vi? You, too, young lady. BOB Come on. Come on out. It's okay, kids. We're just having a discussion. VIOLET Pretty loud discussion. BOB Yeah. But that's okay. Because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united against, uh, the forces of, uh... HELEN Pigheadedness? BOB I was gonna say evil or something. HELEN We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's late. DASH Good night, Mom. Night, Dad. VIOLET Good night. HELEN In fact, we should all be in bed. [crickets chirping, dog barks] SCENE 11 WOMAN [on phone] Request claim on claim numbers 158183... MR. HUPH [over the intercom] Haven't you got him yet?! Where is he?! HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom] Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office. BOB Now? HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom] Now. MR. HUPH Sit down, Bob. MR. HUPH I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why. BOB Okay. Why? MR. HUPH Why what? Be specific, Bob. BOB Why are you unhappy? MR. HUPH Your customers make me unhappy. BOB What, you've gotten complaints? MR. HUPH Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of lnsuricare's inner workings! They're experts. Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy! BOB Did I do something illegal? MR. HUPH No. BOB Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers? MR. HUPH The law requires that I answer no. BOB We're supposed to help people. MR. HUPH We're supposed to help our people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, huh? You know, Bob, a company... BOB Is like an enormous clock. MR. HUPH ...is like an enormous clo--yes. Precisely. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. Now, a clock needs to be cleaned, well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I'm being metaphorical, Bob. You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob? Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr! BOB That man out there, he needs help. MR. HUPH Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing your attitude! BOB He is getting mugged! MR. HUPH Well, let's hope we don't cover him. BOB I'll be right back. MR. HUPH Stop right now or you're fired! Close the door. Get over here, now. MR. HUPH I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. BOB He got away. MR. HUPH Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo-- BOB Uh-oh. SCENE 12 BOB How is he? RICK He'll live. BOB I'm fired, aren't I? RICK Oh, you think? BOB What can I say, Rick? RICK Nothing you haven't said before. BOB Someone was in trouble. RICK Someone's always in trouble. BOB I had to do something. RICK Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's dollars. BOB I know. RICK We gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every time it gets harder. Money, money, money, money. We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own. RICK Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you, you know, for old times' sake. BOB No, I can't do that to my family. Everyone just got settled. I'll make it work. Thanks. RICK Take care of yourself. BOB Well, what are you waiting for? KID I don't know. Something amazing, I guess. BOB [sighs] Me too, kid. SCENE 13 BOB Huh? ''Hold still''? COMPUTER Match: Mr. Incredible. Room is secure. Commence message. MIRAGE Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, we know who you are. Rest assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common. According to the government, neither of us exist. Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated. I represent a top secret division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and we have need of your unique abilities. Something has happened at our testing facility. HELEN Honey! BOB Huh? What? HELEN Dinner's ready. BOB Okay. MIRAGE ...it is contained within an isolated area, it threatens to cause incalculable damage to itself and to our facilities, jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment... HELEN Is someone in there? BOB It's the TV, trying to watch. MIRAGE Because of its highly sensitive nature... HELEN Well, stop trying. It's time for dinner. BOB One minute! MIRAGE If you accept, your payment will be triple your current annual salary. Call the number on the card. Voice-matching will be used to ensure security. The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or...you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it. [beeping] COMPUTER This message will self-destruct. BOB Uh-oh. SCENE 14 HELEN You are one distracted guy. BOB Hmm? Am I? I don't mean to be. HELEN I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating. I just want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway. BOB Honey? About the job? HELEN What? BOB Something's happened. HELEN What? BOB The, uh... HELEN What? BOB The company is sending me to, uh, a conference. HELEN A conference? BOB [stammering] Out of town. And I'm just gonna be gone for a few days. HELEN They've never sent you to a conference before. This is good, isn't it? BOB [hesitating] Yes. HELEN You see? They're finally recognizing your talents. You're moving up. BOB Yes. HELEN Honey! This is wonderful! BOB Yes, it is. [phone ringing] MIRAGE [over phone] Hello? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) This is Mr. lncredible. I'm in. SCENE 15 MIRAGE The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot. lts artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it's confronted with. And, unfortunately... BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders. MIRAGE We lost control. And now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) How am I going in? MIRAGE The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. lts cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously it represents a significant investment. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it. MIRAGE You are Mr. lncredible. MIRAGE I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot. Every moment you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it. MIRAGE And don't die. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Great. Thanks. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Showtime. style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> here. This is the Mr. Incredible versus the Omnidroid prototype fight. Use your imagination in filling in the blanks.> BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Huh? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hmm. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Uh-oh. [laughing, loud crack] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Oh, my back! [loud crack] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Oh! MAN Surprising. We must bring him back. Sound the all clear, and invite him to dinner. SCENE 16 MAN Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Am I overdressed? MIRAGE Actually, you look rather dashing. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I take it our host is... MIRAGE Oh, I'm sorry. He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'll understand. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'm working for. MIRAGE He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you of all people understand that. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, why live... MIRAGE With a volcano? He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a weakness we share. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Seems a bit unstable. MIRAGE I prefer to think of it as misunderstood. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) [chuckling] Aren't we all? MIRAGE Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth. Everything at the table was grown right here. How does it compare? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Everything's delicious. SCENE 17 BOB Jeez. HELEN Hurry, honey. Or you'll be late for work. HELEN Have a great day, honey. BOB Thanks. HELEN Help customers, climb ladders... BOB Bring bacon? HELEN All that jazz. GUARD You have an appointment? BOB I'm an old friend. I just wanted to... GUARD All visitors are required to make a reser-- E [shoos the guard away] Get back to work! Go check the electric fence or something! What is it? Who are you? What do you want? E My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come. E Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My God, no complaints. But, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all. BOB Weren't you just in the news? Some show in Prayge... Prague? E Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods. But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh? I was surprised to get your call. BOB E, I just need a patch job. E Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And you've torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting hero work? BOB Must have happened a long time ago. E I see. This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? BOB What do you mean? You designed it. E I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. You need a new suit. That much is certain. BOB A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit? E You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy. So ask me now, before I again become sane. BOB Wait. You want to make me a suit? E You push too hard, darling! But I accept. It will be bold. Dramatic! BOB Yeah. E Heroic! BOB Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots... E No capes! BOB Isn't that my decision? E Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids. BOB Listen, E... E November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin. BOB Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb... E Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. BOB E, you can't generalize about these things. E Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment. BOB You know I'm retired from hero work. E As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are. BOB E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons. E [sighs] Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit. BOB You're the best of the best, E. E Yes, I know, darling. I know. SCENE 18 [phone rings] BOB I got it, I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it! BOB Hello? MIRAGE We have a new assignment for you. How soon can you get here? BOB I'll leave tomorrow morning. MIRAGE See you there. BOB Goodbye. HELEN Who was that, honey? The, uh, office? BOB Another conference. Short notice, but you know...duty calls. [nervous laugh] HELEN Bob? BOB Yeah, what's up, honey? HELEN Ha... have a great trip. BOB Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there. HELEN I love you. So much. BOB I love you too. COMPUTER This is your automated Captain. Would you care for more mimosa? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Don't mind if I do. Thanks. COMPUTER You're welcome. COMPUTER Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan. Perfect weather for flying. COMPUTER Please fasten your seat belt. We're beginning our descent. MIRAGE Hello, Mr. lncredible. Nice suit. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Thanks. Nice to be back, Mirage. MIRAGE You'll be briefed on your assignment in the conference room at two. D Wing, room A-113. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) 2:00. Got it. MIRAGE See you there. HELEN [gasps] Edna. SCENE 19 HELEN I'd like to speak to Edna, please. E This is Edna. HELEN E? This is Helen. E Helen who? HELEN Helen Parr? You know...Elastigirl? E Darling! It's been such a long time after all these years! So long! HELEN Yes, yes, yes. It's been a while. Listen, there's only one person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit and that's you, E. E Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it? Much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming to see? HELEN Look, I'm calling about... E Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know. HELEN Beg? Uh, no. I'm calling about suit. Ab-about Bob's suit! I'm calling about Bob's suit! E You come in one hour, darling. I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye. SCENE 20 SYNDROME It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. lncredible! Whoa! Whoa! It's finally ready. You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all...I am your biggest fan. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Buddy? SYNDROME My name is not Buddy! And it's not lncrediBoy either! That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. SYNDROME It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone. Especially your heroes. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry. SYNDROME See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there's a lot of people, whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I'll get-- SYNDROME [laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing. I can't believe it. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I save the best inventions for myself. Am I good enough now? Who's super now? I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and... SYNDROME Oh, brilliant! SYNDROME All right, try this one on for size, big boy. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Gazerbeam. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) ''Kronos?'' PROBE Life reading negative. Mr. Incredible terminated. SCENE 21 E This project has completely confiscated my life, darling. Consumed me as only hero work can. My best work, I must admit. Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die. HELEN E, I just... E I did Robert's suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had to continue. HELEN E, It's great to see you, but I gotta tell you I have no idea what you're talking about. I just... E Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. That is why you are here. E Edna Mode. And guest. E Come. Sit. E Cream and sugar? HELEN Thanks. E I started with the baby. HELEN Started? E Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature. HELEN What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?! E Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics. HELEN Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers. E No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway. E Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. E Your daughter's suit was tricky. But I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. E Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible...yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. Well, darling? What do you think? HELEN What do I think? Bob is retired! I'm retired! Our family is underground. You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?! E Well, I assumed you knew, darling. Why would he keep secrets from you? HELEN He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't. E Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness. HELEN What are you saying? E Do you know where he is? HELEN Of course. E Do you know where he is? SCENE 22 [voices, static on radio] [electric fizzling] [grunt] [voice on radio] GUARD 1 Hey, hey. We got a man down! GUARD 2 Come on, let's go. GUARD 2 Are you okay? What happened? [over radio] Break surveillance and engage. Continuing sweep... WOMAN [over phone] Insuricare. HELEN Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr is my husband. I was wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he's staying at? The number I have is no good. WOMAN Mr. Parr no longer works at Insuricare. HELEN What do you mean? He's on a business trip. A company retreat. WOMAN My records say his employment was terminated almost two months ago. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) [gasps] E So, you don't know where he is. Would you like to find out? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) [relieved sigh] [beeping] SCENE 23 HELEN [sobbing] I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know. The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies. E Yes, he attempts to relive the past. HELEN Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do? E What are you talking about? HELEN Hmm? E You are Elastigirl! My God! Pull yourself together! What will you do? Is this a question? Show him you remember that he is Mr. lncredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits. HELEN There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat. Make sure Dash does his homework. And both of you, get to bed on time. I should be back tonight. Late. You can be in charge that long, can't you? VIOLET Yeah. But why am I in charge again? HELEN Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy. VIOLET You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble? HELEN I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be. DASH Hey! What's that? Where'd you get that, Mom? You made a cool outfit? Hey, are those for us? We all get cool outfits? DASH Ha-ha! HELEN Dash! You come back here this moment! [phone rings] HELEN Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back. I know this is short notice, but I was hoping that I could get you to... VIOLET What are these? DASH Look, I'm The Dash! The Dash likes. HELEN Just a second. Take that off before somebody sees it. VIOLET But you're packing one just like it. Are you hiding something? HELEN Oh, please, honey. I'm on the phone...Dash! DASH Yikes! This is yours. It's specially made. VIOLET What's going on? HELEN You're not coming! And I've gotta pack! VIOLET What makes you think it's special? DASH I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it? HELEN Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me. SNUG [over phone] What do you need? HELEN A jet. What do you got that's fast? SNUG Let me think... SCENE 24 HELEN Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on top. Over. [radio static] HELEN Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner requesting vectors to the initial. Over. [radio static] HELEN Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting. Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah. SYNDROME You sir, truly are ''Mr. lncredible''! You know, I was right to idolize you. I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man! I'm still geeking out about it! [sighs] And then you had to just go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. lncredible calling for help? [mocking] ''Help me, help me.'' Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Contact? What are you talking about? SYNDROME I am referring to last night at 2307 hours while you were snooping around. You sent out a homing signal. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I didn't know about the homing device. SYNDROME And now a government plane is requesting permission to land here! Who did you contact?! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I didn't send for a plane. SYNDROME Play the transmission. HELEN India golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on top. Over. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Helen! SYNDROME So you do know these people. Well, then, I'll send them a little greeting. VIOLET Ow! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Violet! VIOLET It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed for it-- DASH That's not true! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Dash?! VIOLET/DASH ...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and [to Dash] it's not my fault! You said, ''Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours, all-the-time idea! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?! VIOLET/DASH Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid...of course we got a sitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot! No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do that. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) All right! Well, who'd you get? KARI You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR and I got excellent marks and certificates... HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Kari. KARI I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Kari... KARI And the beauty part is that the babies don't even have to listen 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay you for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service. KARI Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. [cooing] Can't I, little baby? I can handle it. Who can handle it? [beeping] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard. Disengage! Repeat, disengage! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Disengage! Repeat, disengage! Friendlies... BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything! SYNDROME Too late! Fifteen years too late. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position. Angels 10. Track east. Disengage! [to Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane. VIOLET But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Disengage. Repeat, disengage! DASH Mom? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Violet! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Mayday, mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked! Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) [to Violet] Put a field around us now! VIOLET I've never done one that big! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Violet, do it now! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Abort, abort, abort! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Abort, abort, abort! [all screaming] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Brace yourselves! VIOLET/DASH Mom! Mom! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Everybody calm down. Now, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna--look out! DASH/VIOLET Oh, my God! Who's idea was this anyway?! What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?! DASH We're dead! We're dead! VIOLET It blew up! DASH We survived but we're dead! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a grip. Or so help me I will ground you for a month! Understand? MIRAGE We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed. SYNDROME Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to ''work alone''. [evil laughter] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Release me...now! SYNDROME Or what? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I'll crush her. SYNDROME That sounds a little dark for you. Well, go ahead. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick. SYNDROME [laughing] Show me. SYNDROME I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you. [Bob sobbing] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Those were short-range missiles. Land-based. That way is our best bet. DASH You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) lf it means land, yes. VIOLET Do you expect us to swim there? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I expect you to trust me. SCENE 25 HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) What a trooper. I'm so proud of you. DASH Thanks, mom. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I think your father is in trouble. VIOLET lf you haven't noticed, mom, we're not doing so hot either. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I'm going to look for him. And that means you're in charge until I get back, Violet. DASH What?! VIOLET You heard her. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers. VIOLET But you said never to use... VIOLET I know what I said! [sighs] Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance. VIOLET Mom? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Vi, I'm counting on you. VIOLET There's something I... HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I'm counting on you. Be strong. Dash, if anything goes wrong, I want you to run as fast as you can. DASH As fast as I can? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) As fast as you can. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'll be back by morning. VIOLET Mom! Mom, what happened on the plane. I'm sorry. [stammering] I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Shh. It isn't your fault. It wasn't fair for me to suddenly ask so much of you. But things are different now. And doubt is a luxury we can't afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don't think. And don't worry. lf the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in your blood. MIRAGE He's not weak, you know. SYNDROME What? MIRAGE Valuing life is not weakness. SYNDROME Oh, hey. Look, look...if you're talking about what happened in the containment unit, I had everything under control. MIRAGE And disregarding it is not strength. SYNDROME I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually... MIRAGE Next time you gamble, bet your own life! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Okay, okay, okay. [voices on radio] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) A rocket? [sighs, gasps] GUARD Hey! [struggling] DASH Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go look around. VIOLET What do you think is going on here? You think we're on vacation or something? Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, [whispering] their marriage. DASH Their marriage? So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage. VIOLET Oh, forget it. You're so immature. DASH Okay, I'm gonna go look around. VIOLET Mom said to stay hidden. DASH I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh! [voices over radio] DASH [echoing] Cool! DASH [echoing] Cool! [over radio] Roger. We are ready for launch. DASH Vi, Vi! VIOLET What did you do? [over radio] ETA two-niner. Over. TCI clear. Condition yellow. Status norm. [over radio] Not responding to IFF. IRCM reads negative. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) [gasps] Bob. GUARD 1 Huh? What? GUARD 2 Uh, I didn't say anything. SCENE 26 ROBOT Identification, please. DASH Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look. VIOLET What? DASH It talks! VIOLET What? DASH There. That one. ROBOT Voice key incorrect. VIOLET ''Voice key''? ROBOT Voice key incorrect. VIOLET Wait a second... [alarm sounds] DASH What do we do? VIOLET Run! DASH Where are we going? VIOLET Away from here! [PA] Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. MIRAGE There isn't much time. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) [grabs Mirage by the neck] No, there isn't. In fact, there's no time at all. MIRAGE [choking] Please... BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What more can you take away from me? MIRAGE [choking] Family survived the crash. They're here on the island! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) They're alive? MIRAGE [gasping, coughing] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Helen? MIRAGE Hello. You must be Mrs. Incre-- BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) She was helping me to escape. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) No. That's what I was doing. Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) How could I betray the perfect woman? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Oh, you're referring to me now? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Where are the kids? MIRAGE They might've triggered the alert. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) What?! MIRAGE Security's been sent into the jungle. You better get going. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Now our kids are in danger?! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) lf you suspected danger, why'd you bring them? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I didn't bring 'em, they stowed away. And I don't think you're not striking the proper tone here! GUARD Think they're supers? VIOLET Dash, remember what Mom said. DASH What? GUARD 2 Hey! Stop talking! GUARD 3 Hold it! Freeze! VIOLET Dash, run! DASH What? VIOLET Run! DASH Oh yeah! GUARD What the--?! They're supers! GUARD 2 Get the boy! Show yourself! [spitting] [Dash screams] GUARD Hey! DASH Ha, ha! DASH I'm alive. Yeah! [Dash shouting] DASH Uh-oh. [water sloshing] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive. GUARD I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear. GUARD You can't hide from me. GUARD There you are. DASH Hey! DASH Don't touch my sister! DASH How are you doing that? VIOLET I don't know! DASH Whatever you do, don't stop! VIOLET Mom! Dad! Hey! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Kids! MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL You're all right. Oh, you're all right! VIOLET We were so worried about you. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I thought I'd never see you again. MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL I love you. DASH Wow. VIOLET Whoa. SYNDROME Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! What have we here? Matching uniforms? Oh, no! Elastigirl? [laughs] You married Elastigirl? Whoa! And got busy! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good! SCENE 27 [on TV] The ship's unique design suggests... [on TV] There were no fatalities... SYNDROME Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool. Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one? SYNDROME Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super...no one will be. [evil laughter] [soldiers shouting] SOLDIER Fire at will! - [on TV] It's completely overwhelming the tanks. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I'm sorry. This is my fault. I've been a lousy father. Blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you. DASH Um..dad? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Shh. Don't interrupt. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) So caught up in the past that I...You are my greatest adventure. And I almost missed it. I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safely if I... VIOLET Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today but I think it's time we wind down now. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) We need to get back to the mainland. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I think. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Where are all the guards? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Go, go! GUARD Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot. GUARD 2 Yeah, okay. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) A jet's not fast enough. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) What's faster than a jet? DASH Hey, how about a rocket? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Great! I can't fly a rocket. VIOLET You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer? MIRAGE Say please. SCENE 28 LUCIUS (FROZONE) Honey? HONEY What? LUCIUS (FROZONE) Where's my supersuit? HONEY What? LUCIUS (FROZONE) Where is my supersuit? HONEY I, uh...put it away. LUCIUS (FROZONE) Where? HONEY Why do you need to know? LUCIUS (FROZONE) I need it! HONEY Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months! LUCIUS (FROZONE) The public is in danger! HONEY My evening's in danger! LUCIUS (FROZONE) You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! HONEY ''Greater good''? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! MAN Run! WOMAN My baby! MAN The supers have returned! WOMAN Is that Fironic? MAN Fironic? WOMAN No, Fironic has a different outfit. SYNDROME No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome! SYNDROME All right, stand back. SYNDROME Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners. SYNDROME Ha, ha! DASH Are we there yet? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) We get there when we get there. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) How you doing, honey? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Do I have to answer?! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Here we go, honey! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Ready, Violet? Ready? Now! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) This is gonna be rough! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Traction Avenue. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I? HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Don't take Seventh! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Great, we missed it! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) That'll take me downtown! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) He's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Not Traction! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) You're gonna miss it! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Is everybody okay back there? VIOLET Super-duper, Dad! DASH [laughing] Let's do that again. [people screaming] BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I'm asking you to wait with the kids. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband. I'm with you for better or worse. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I have to do this alone. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) What is this to you? Playtime? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) So you can be Mr. lncredible again? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Then what? What is it? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I'm not... HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Not what? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I'm not strong enough. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Strong enough. And this will make you stronger? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Yes. No! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) That's what this is? Some sort of workout? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I can't lose you again! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I can't. Not again. I'm not... strong enough. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) lf we work together, you won't have to be. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I don't know what'll happen. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Hey. We're superheroes. What can happen? [screaming] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Vi! Dash! No! DASH Violet? DASH Dad! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Go, go! VIOLET I'm okay, mom. Really. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Stay here, okay? BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Frozone! Yeah! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Bob! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Syndrome's remote! VIOLET The remote controls the robot! DASH Hey, dad! Throw it, throw it! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Go long! DASH Got it! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Honey, take out its guns! LUCIUS (FROZONE) Dash! Gotcha! VIOLET Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote! LUCIUS (FROZONE) A remote? A remote that controls what? The robot? DASH It's coming back! DASH That wasn't right. VIOLET Give me that! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is...itself. DASH It's getting closer! VIOLET It doesn't work! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Kids! LUCIUS (FROZONE) It's not doing anything! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Lucius, try to buy us some time! LUCIUS (FROZONE) Try the one next to it! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Honey! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Wait a minute. Press that button again! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) No, the other one! The first one! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) First button! Got it! DASH It's getting closer! LUCIUS (FROZONE) Look out! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Get out of here, kids! Find a safe spot! VIOLET We're not going anywhere! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Press the button! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Not yet! LUCIUS (FROZONE) Hang on! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) What are you waiting for?! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) A closer target! You got one shot! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Everybody duck! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey, Zone. SYNDROME Huh? No! OLD MAN Hey, did you see that? Eh? That's the way to do it. That's old school. OLD MAN 2 Yeah. No school like the old school. LUCIUS (FROZONE) Just like old times. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Just like old times [gives Frozone a heavy pat on the back] LUCIUS (FROZONE) Oh! Yeah. Hurt then too. SCENE 29 RICK We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. lf he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country are indebted to you. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Does this mean we can come out of hiding? RICK Let the politicians figure that one out. But I've been asked to assure you we'll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob. [phone beeps] Hi, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack..style='font-size:10.0pt;font- family:Tahoma'>. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Come on. We're in a limo. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Hey, you're wearing your hair back? VIOLET [stammering] Yeah, I just... yeah. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) It looks good. VIOLET Thanks, Dad. DASH That was so cool when you threw that car! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) Not as cool as you running on water! DASH Hey, mom! That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with your arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Honey, uh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to messages, honey. [Kari] Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening. Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded out! When are you coming back? DASH ...aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best vacation ever! I love our family. [Kari] - I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr! Put that down! Stop it! You need to call me. I need help, Mrs. Parr! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Bob, listen to this. [Kari] I'm gonna call the police... Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out, but your baby has special needs. BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) "Special needs"? RICK Here we are. [Kari] - Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Replacement? I didn't call a replacement. SYNDROME Shh. The baby is sleeping. You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't. And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick. Ha ha! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to do something now! [Jack-Jack cries] HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Something's happening. What's happening?! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) We have to stop him! Throw something! BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE) I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack! HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Throw me. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Bob, throw me! [Jack-Jack cooing] SYNDROME No! SYNDROME This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually. I'll get your son! SYNDROME Oh, no. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you. Everything is all right. HELEN (ELASTIGIRL) That's my girl. DASH Does this mean we have to move again? KID Oh, man. That was totally wicked! SCENE 30 style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(3 MONTHS LATER) [PA announcements] VIOLET Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean, what is that all about? GIRL Well, I always thought it was more like a... TONY Hey. VIOLET Hey. TONY You're, uh, Violet, right? VIOLET That's me. GIRL See you, Vi. TONY You look different. VIOLET I feel different. Is different okay? TONY Hey, different is...[clears throat] Different is great. [stammering] Would you wanna... VIOLET Yeah? TONY Do you think maybe...[stammering]...you and I...you know... VIOLET Yeah? TONY Do you... VIOLET Shh. I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. Okay? TONY [stammering] A movie. There you go. Yeah...yeah! Wait, wait...so Friday? VIOLET Friday. [crowd cheering] BOB/HELEN Go, Dash, go! Go, go, go! Run, run! Run, Dash! Run! BOB Come on, run! Pick up the pace! Move it, move it! Pace it! Slow down just a little bit! Don't give up! Make it close! HELEN Second! BOB Close second, close second. Yeah! BOB That's my boy! HELEN Dash, I'm so proud of you. DASH I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do. [crashing, screaming] UNDERMINER Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me! Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc./Pixar Animation Studios All Rights Reserved Incredibles, The |
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